So this guest today was needing help in boys, so I stopped and helped her.  She was looking for all white briefs.  Apparently after the latest VMG or before, we only have multi colored.  I found those, but she wanted fruit of the loom only, and all white.  I reccomend cat & jack colors/patterns assuming a younger boy.  She said he's 12 and in middle school, cartoon patterns won't work.   I'm thinking...  all white briefs on your middle schooler probably won't be a good thing for him either if you are worried about drawing attention to themselves... so I suggested boxer briefs, but she couldn't be convinced..
I tried.