Archived Worst products ever...

[Flow Warrior]

OMFG those plush Moana chickens need to go. Today we had a 10-ish yo girl going through and triggering all of them until I gave her the mom-glare. I was in and out of that aisle working pulls so she'd skitter away when I walked by. Where the hell is your parental unit, unsupervised, obnoxious child?

If I ever decide to leave in a way that could possibly get me thrown into jail, it will be barbecuing those m'fers in the parking lot.

sorry but setting off 4 in tandem is awesome. It lasts for almost a minute. That and the let it go radios. I miss those.

 

[IWishIKnew]

It would be totally unethical to buy our store out of those things and return them to another store, right?

I'll try to return them to your store, if you like them so much... ;-)

 

[Flow Warrior]

Our Toy TM will hate you forever but I don't care. I got chastised one morning during ad because I set off 8 at once. Its 5 am and I am making chickens dance. Its wrong I know but damn its funny.

 

[Megaparsec]

Vanilla vodka. Got some as a gift. What a thing to do to vodka. OK not a Spot thing but...

PROTIP: Cinnabon Vodka is usually $4.99 at... any liquor store.

I would say I don't know why they keep stocking it, but then I realized they stocked it once, slashed its price and are still trying to get rid of it after years.

 

[NKG]

Summers eve simply sprays. They leak before we put them on the shelf.

 

[Redzee]

Ditto Palmolive dish soap. Lordy.

 

[Redzee]

Summers eve simply sprays. They leak before we put them on the shelf.

You can clean those up w the organic pads from the split packages. Sort of poetic justice.

 

[redeye58]

These people deserve a throat punch.

I'll hold 'em down for you.

 

[can't touch this]

"IS THIS SOME KIND OF HUMAN JOKE? AN ANGRY DRAGON YOU'VE AWOKE"

 

[IWishIKnew]

OMG, the stuffed animals. STAHP.

Seriously, keep an eye out for a news story about a tragic loss of life at an area Target after an avalanche of stuffed animals suffocated 14 people. They need to start giving those m'fers away with every purchase.

 

[Backroom81]

My favorite is the Pokemon Trainer Guess games. Set two of them off side by side about 10 seconds apart and they will go for hours.

 

[HLN13]

OMG, the stuffed animals. STAHP.

Seriously, keep an eye out for a news story about a tragic loss of life at an area Target after an avalanche of stuffed animals suffocated 14 people. They need to start giving those m'fers away with every purchase.

We have like 3 pallets left..

 

[Hello Despair]

HEY! IM NOT GIVING UP TODAY! AND NOTHINGS GONNA GET IN MY WAY! AND IF YOU KNOCK-KNOCK ME OVER, IM GETTING RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN!!

YEAHHHH!!!

TURN. IT. UPPPP!!!!

ALOTTTTT!!!!

I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS UNHOLY THAT IS THE MOST AGGRAVATING SHIT TO HEAR IN THE WHOLE STORE!! TO THIS DAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE TOY ITSELF, BUT YOU CAN HEAR IT 10 AISLES DOWN!!

 

[redeye58]

Our service desk has a tool bin with a good-sized mallet in it.
Would take it & go to town on that thing 'til all they had to defect out was a small bag of pieces.