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$2 an hour bump, bonuses of $250-$1,500 paid out to TLs https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/target-invests-more-than-300-million-in-frontline-team-members-with-added-wages-new-paid-leave-program-bonus-payouts-and-relief-fund-contributions-301027582.html

Received this email from Brian Cornell (to my non-work email, gonna assume... everyone signed up on Target.com received it) A Note to Our Guests About the Coronavirus from CEO Brian Cornell Over the past few days, so many of you have been in our stores and on our website stocking up on all...

I'm in a bad area for it. Usually when I call out sick, they try and get me to come in for part of the shift. This time they were like "Yup. Stay home."

I don't have a Target 401K, but my 401K through my other company is sad. So very very sad.

Soooo, as someone who is only a TM... what has been communicated about call outs related to this. And, say, by chance, these call outs happen to be in an area in the Pacific NW where the Coronavirus is... bad?

Kind surprised this topic hasn't resulted in a... topic. What are your stores doing for Coronavirus prevention? I only work a couple days a week, so I haven't been in recently, but I'm feeling a tickle in my throat, and I know if I show up and cough/sneeze, guests (and team members) are gonna...

Well, if it's fun!

This guy is definitely a POS. First heard about him because of the Ariana Grande thing and knew to avoid him. (I do PR and make media lists, and I make sure to scrub him out if someone does add him).

Similarly, an ETL once said "Dern Tootin'" to me. You better believe I called the hotline, and they were IMMEDIATELY promoted to guest!

Add it to the wall!

My girlfriend frequently goes to Kesha shows. It seems like we could probably just market those to that audience.

What's impressive is that you're a baby but you've also been here for several years!

Unrelated, but someone one broke into my car and ended up stealing... an insulin syringe, my loose change and a pack of Starburst jelly beans. I realize the syringe probably attracted them, but taking the jelly beans in September when we're pretty much as far away from Easter as possible was...

Wait wait, so while we're gorging, we gotta watch out for this guy!?!?!

I dropped my walkie about 5 stories one time... My resolution was I went down, grabbed it, saw it still worked and carried on my day.