*holds a PDA to your temple* Keep ringing and nobody gets hurt. I've got your family locked in the walk-in freezer. If you don't get 10 RedCards today, the key to the freezer goes into the trash compactor.
it's kind of creepy when they get on the radios and say "HEY TEAM, Jimbob got our first redcard application of the day, he's helping guests remember that they can save five percent today and everyday, let's make sure we are all doing the same!"
I freak out the cashiers all the time and I'm only trying to help. I'll wait till they are done with a guest then calmly ask for hangers or reshop. They always clutch their chest and jump. I swear I'm not trying to scare anyone!! One girl says I'm creepy. Oh well, I swear I don't sneak, I just want to be helpful. lol