pellinore
Life sucks and nothing good can come of it.
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- Jun 16, 2011
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Guest....want to return this game.
Me....do you have a receipt?
Guest....no, it was in my pants pocket and I washed it. (I'm assuming that the pants got washed with the receipt!!)
Guest's wife....no, we don't have the receipt, we lost it.
Me....I can use your ID.....
Guest......here.....
Me.....you'll be getting $35.00 back on a gift card.
Guest's wife......but we paid over $70.00 for that!!!
Me.....sorry, that's the total without a receipt.
Guest & wife confer.....we'll just keep the game.
Guest's wife....I'll see if I can find the receipt.
Me....OK
About an hour later:
Guest's wife.....here's the game and the receipt.
Me....Oh, I see you found it....I thought that your husband had washed it.
Guest's wife........................
Me....seeing that the return price was only about two dollars above what they would have received without the receipt over their "but we paid over $70.00 for that!" I said, VERY nicely....your return price is $37.--....not the over $70.00 that you thought.......have a nice afternoon!
The only thing I worried about was that there was some LOD lurking about.....and was waiting for a reprimand for what I had said. Sometimes it is nice to be able to call out a guest in their lies.
Me....do you have a receipt?
Guest....no, it was in my pants pocket and I washed it. (I'm assuming that the pants got washed with the receipt!!)
Guest's wife....no, we don't have the receipt, we lost it.
Me....I can use your ID.....
Guest......here.....
Me.....you'll be getting $35.00 back on a gift card.
Guest's wife......but we paid over $70.00 for that!!!
Me.....sorry, that's the total without a receipt.
Guest & wife confer.....we'll just keep the game.
Guest's wife....I'll see if I can find the receipt.
Me....OK
About an hour later:
Guest's wife.....here's the game and the receipt.
Me....Oh, I see you found it....I thought that your husband had washed it.
Guest's wife........................
Me....seeing that the return price was only about two dollars above what they would have received without the receipt over their "but we paid over $70.00 for that!" I said, VERY nicely....your return price is $37.--....not the over $70.00 that you thought.......have a nice afternoon!
The only thing I worried about was that there was some LOD lurking about.....and was waiting for a reprimand for what I had said. Sometimes it is nice to be able to call out a guest in their lies.