FlexedDiva
Fiery GSA
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- Apr 8, 2015
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my store will be starting curbside soon and they want me to be lead on it. Has anyone heard of it? or have experienced it first hand?
From what I've seen its another expansion to flex fulfillment and ship from store. Guest places online order for pick up, TM pulls product, and it's delivered to your car curbside.
How lazy are we really...
I don't think this would work in a lot of places. My SuperT is located in the heart of a big, very busy shopping center. The traffic that comes through there is crazy, and I have no idea how we don't have daily accidents with the way these psychopaths drive through those four way stops. If they set this up, they'd have to do it smack in front of the store, instead if say, on the corner of the building, seeing as we are surrounded on all sides by other stores.
Then mass clusterfuckmania would ensue as guests drove up to the tent that is clearly labeled Curbside Pickup and they would ask, "Where is Curbside Pickup?"
You would say, "Right here, (sir/madam!)" And then the guest would yell at you for not having a sign that said Curbside pickup. Because a giant tent labeled Curbside Pickup just isn't good enough.
Then, once the you pulled up said guest's order for your entire stock of Charmin toilet paper (but it comes with a GIFT CARD...oOoOo), she'll huff about how she could have gone inside and got it herself by now. Then she'll shove a wad of coupons in your face.
"I'm sorry maam, we cant apply the coupons after youve placed your order." Yeah, it's too fuckin late for all that shit.
Then, as several of your team members are wheeling out her 3 flats of toilet paper, she'll scream at you, above all of the honking cars behind her, "WELL, CAN I AT LEAST GET A GIFT RECEIPT?!"
Nah, you can't fucking have that either.
"Well, ma'am I'm sorry, but-"
And then, you hear a loud screech. This time, it's not from the guest. You look up to see soccer mom vans plowing into one another, from all directions...Curbside Pickup has really caused a clusterfuck traffic jam here. Somebody plows into your guest, and she mows right over your Curbside pickup tent...and you. As you lay there dying, you hear a voice.
"Is this Curbside pickup?"
With your last breath, you answer, "Yes."
"You guys should really have a sign."
And that's pretty much how its gonna go.
I don't think this would work in a lot of places. My SuperT is located in the heart of a big, very busy shopping center. The traffic that comes through there is crazy, and I have no idea how we don't have daily accidents with the way these psychopaths drive through those four way stops. If they set this up, they'd have to do it smack in front of the store, instead if say, on the corner of the building, seeing as we are surrounded on all sides by other stores.
Then mass clusterfuckmania would ensue as guests drove up to the tent that is clearly labeled Curbside Pickup and they would ask, "Where is Curbside Pickup?"
You would say, "Right here, (sir/madam!)" And then the guest would yell at you for not having a sign that said Curbside pickup. Because a giant tent labeled Curbside Pickup just isn't good enough.
Then, once the you pulled up said guest's order for your entire stock of Charmin toilet paper (but it comes with a GIFT CARD...oOoOo), she'll huff about how she could have gone inside and got it herself by now. Then she'll shove a wad of coupons in your face.
"I'm sorry maam, we cant apply the coupons after youve placed your order." Yeah, it's too fuckin late for all that shit.
Then, as several of your team members are wheeling out her 3 flats of toilet paper, she'll scream at you, above all of the honking cars behind her, "WELL, CAN I AT LEAST GET A GIFT RECEIPT?!"
Nah, you can't fucking have that either.
"Well, ma'am I'm sorry, but-"
And then, you hear a loud screech. This time, it's not from the guest. You look up to see soccer mom vans plowing into one another, from all directions...Curbside Pickup has really caused a clusterfuck traffic jam here. Somebody plows into your guest, and she mows right over your Curbside pickup tent...and you. As you lay there dying, you hear a voice.
"Is this Curbside pickup?"
With your last breath, you answer, "Yes."
"You guys should really have a sign."
And that's pretty much how its gonna go.
So they want TMs to go outside the building and start loading mdse into a total stranger's vehicle. Oh. Hell. No.
People get abducted all the time and those awesome cameras are not going to help prevent it.
Lawsuit waiting to happen.
And yes, how fricking lazy are people??? Gosh.