Target Memes

[murphyslaw]

How did you get into my store? Lol.

 

[mrknownothing]

Both balers broke?

More like no one to make a bale.

Or our store, the gate is down most won't open it to fill the bailer. Leaving crap everywhere.

At my store, they'll turn on the baler to smash down the cardboard, but they'll shut it off before it's finished. Otherwise, I would open the gate and keep adding cardboard. Can't add anything when the freaking crusher is still down.

 

[konk]

I used to leave a crack to force them to flatten their boxes but you can imagine why that didn't work out. Now we keep it on, but they still don't push the button.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Hahaha, during my manager shift yesterday i actually did this. Thank god my store has a spare set.

 

[commiecorvus]

Hahaha, during my manager shift yesterday i actually did this. Thank god my store has a spare set.

Did it at a restaurant I was managing only it wasn't the drawer it was the office.
I had to crawl through the drop down ceiling on one side and over the wall, then fix everything, to get them.
Never made that mistake again.

 

[redeye58]

http://cheezburger.com/8275065344?ref=whatspopularvotes
Couldn't get the images up but certainly is 'truth in advertising'.
And, yeh, the signing is VERY familiar.....

 

[salesfloor10]

http://cheezburger.com/8275065344?ref=whatspopularvotes
Couldn't get the images up but certainly is 'truth in advertising'.
And, yeh, the signing is VERY familiar.....

I saw that one here...
https://m.facebook.com/targetteammemberconfessions

The pictures are funny, some of the team member confessions aren't so much.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Hahaha, during my manager shift yesterday i actually did this. Thank god my store has a spare set.

Did it at a restaurant I was managing only it wasn't the drawer it was the office.
I had to crawl through the drop down ceiling on one side and over the wall, then fix everything, to get them.
Never made that mistake again.

Hahaha oh fuck, I would have loved to be the fly on the wall.

 

[commiecorvus]

Hahaha, during my manager shift yesterday i actually did this. Thank god my store has a spare set.

Did it at a restaurant I was managing only it wasn't the drawer it was the office.
I had to crawl through the drop down ceiling on one side and over the wall, then fix everything, to get them.
Never made that mistake again.

Hahaha oh fuck, I would have loved to be the fly on the wall.

I could have really done without the round of applause my crew gave me when I came walking out of the office.

 

[HardlinesFour]

And, yeh, the signing is VERY familiar.....

 

[commiecorvus]

And, yeh, the signing is VERY familiar.....

They must have had a Signing Ninja working with them to get the sizes and fonts right.
That was brilliant.

Shame squares indeed.

 

[oath2order]

Both balers broke?

I WANT TWO BALERS

 

[Kroneru]

Both balers broke?

I WANT TWO BALERS

*grabby hands*

 

[konk]

I want to be able to roll a trash cage into a baler and remove an empty cage!

 

[redeye58]

...and I want a day without entitlement queens but we both know ain't either of those happenin'.

 

[HardlinesFour]

Thanks to the new "be bold" policy, we now accept Wal-Mart Returns.

Eeh

 

[Nauzhror]

Wait, seriously? Yeah, anyone that accepted that'd get told off at my store.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

what. the. fuck.

 

[daninnj]

Most likely came on the truck

 

[HardlinesFour]

Most likely came on the truck

Nope. That was a real return

 

[AssetsProtection]

1. FIND LIKE ITEM
2. MAKE REPACKAGE/AS-IS FOR IT
3.???
4.PROFIT!

 

[ExhaustedCashier]

Pretty much every morning at Starbucks.

 

[redeye58]

Not poison, but I've def considered switching it out to decaf some days....

 

[JustJoe]

Thanks to the new "be bold" policy, we now accept Wal-Mart Returns.

Eeh

And I've seen our clearance stickers on items at Walmart.

 

[HardlinesFour]

I wonder if some Team Members, moonlight over there? lmao