To that one guest

[HardlinesFour]

to that one guest, yes i enjoyed waving at you. I know you were really shocked to see me again, i mean, just two years ago, i was escorting you out with a police officer into the back of his cop car. Good times

btw i'm the reason you were guest serviced to death

lol owned

I swear, The expression on her face was absolutely priceless.

 

[babytrees]

to the nutters who came out, it is so very hard to rank your idiocy tonight...let's see if I can:
In the #3 spot...the mom who came to the fitting room with her toddler and promptly stole/took off the tag for a diaper bag. If you are going to steal, leave the kid at home and don't leave the evidence in plain sight. Although you got away with it I am sure because of the idiot who was working AP (as you will see with all #'s)
#2...the little smart ass who prank called me once about shoes...ending with a "you've just been pranked"....the second time you called it was irritating (less than 30 seconds) so I tried getting said AP idiot on the walkie. Took you calling 2 more times with me not answering to get the LOD's attention because AP was nowhere to be found. I answered the third time because the LOD asked me to put you through to them the next time you called. Honey-we have caller id and you telling me you called three times and demanding to talk to a manager just about made my day. I did forget to ask how that call went.
and coming in at #1 is the OLD lady who tried on clothes for a good 20 minutes in the middle of RTW...even after being told by our softlines team member about the fitting room. You take the cake. Our AP and undercover were told about her and did nothing. Saw way too much of your wrinkly skin

 

[AmICrazy]

#1 is the OLD lady who tried on clothes for a good 20 minutes in the middle of RTW...even after being told by our softlines team member about the fitting room. You take the cake. Our AP and undercover were told about her and did nothing. Saw way too much of your wrinkly skin

I have had a number of guests have their kids try on clothes in boys and girls. When we used to have circle racks I saw a number use them as the fitting rooms (kids would stand in middle with clothes around them).

 

[mxrbook]

"It's a terrible way to do business! I've been a loyal Target shopper as long as this Target has been here and you don't provide mirrors? What the hell is wrong with you?"

Did you just notice that we have mirrors only in the fitting room? Anyway what makes you think I designed the store? The only thing wrong with me is that I have to stand here, listen to you and not laugh in your face.

 

[redeye58]

Yeh, mirrors....
To the guy in the makeup mirror aisle using one to squeeze zits: You were so engrossed in being gross that you didn't notice the 2 girls in the aisle 'til they walked past & saw what you were doing in the mirror. That was quite a jump.
Your humiliation was matched only by your crassness.

 

[mrknownothing]

"It's a terrible way to do business! I've been a loyal Target shopper as long as this Target has been here and you don't provide mirrors? What the hell is wrong with you?"

Did you just notice that we have mirrors only in the fitting room? Anyway what makes you think I designed the store? The only thing wrong with me is that I have to stand here, listen to you and not laugh in your face.

Come on now, we can't have guests trying on clothes in the middle of the store like the old lady at Babytrees's store.

 

[3LetterDevil]

To that one guest who called our store asking for the number to our store: .......:facepalm:

They may have called pharmacy or another department (if it exists, not sure???) directly and been transferred....we get people all the time who call us and say "Oh, I was trying to call the regular store, can you transfer me?" and we just transfer them...

 

[Wickedwife42]

:angry:
To the disgusting guests in the dining room: thanks a ton for letting your kids smear ice cream EVERYWHERE in the dining area! That is super awesome! And then they shredded napkins and straw papers all over the ice cream mess, thanks again! Took at least 20min to clean.... You weren't regulars so I hope to not see you again.

 

[Bookworm Chick]

To the guest who moved lanes after I told her daughter to wait a moment before I could check the price on the item while I finished up with another guest. You know that was very rude of you, If I offended you then too bad but it won’t kill you to wait a moment before I do a price check on an item.

 

[mrknownothing]

To that one guest who bitched out our cart attendant when he was back-up cashing and had a huge line, there's a special place in the fiery furnace below for people like you.

To the guest who moved lanes after I told her daughter to wait a moment before I could check the price on the item while I finished up with another guest. You know that was very rude of you, If I offended you then too bad but it won’t kill you to wait a moment before I do a price check on an item.

Did you honestly want to cash them out if they were that rude?

 

[babytrees]

to the one guest...I took it as a compliment(not meant that way) when you said "You had to be here didn't you, tonight?" I then bent the rules so that I didn't have another old lady trying clothes on in the middle of the store. After that rocky start we did seem to have a good time. Actually, you and the other guest made my night...and almost made up for the poopy day.

 

[OyeShopgirl]

To that one guest who bitched out our cart attendant when he was back-up cashing and had a huge line, there's a special place in the fiery furnace below for people like you.

To the guest who moved lanes after I told her daughter to wait a moment before I could check the price on the item while I finished up with another guest. You know that was very rude of you, If I offended you then too bad but it won’t kill you to wait a moment before I do a price check on an item.

Did you honestly want to cash them out if they were that rude?

Hahaha...I'm with you on this one Mr. Know...

When these types of things happen to me, I think, " Good on me, then, and good on the guest-we both got what we wanted, which is to get the %^(< away from each other ASAP! May both our good fortunes last a lifetime!!! "

 

[sher]

Did you just notice that we have mirrors only in the fitting room? Anyway what makes you think I designed the store? The only thing wrong with me is that I have to stand here, listen to you and not laugh in your face.

We have a couple of mirrors on the ends of some racks in RTW and Girls, and the ones near the benches in shoes but two shoe aisles are missing them so when people go through one of those aisles without one they come to the fitting room and get all huffy. They move the racks with the mirrors around too much, though. I never know where they are.


To those really entitled guests who want me to go on wild goose hunts for a bajillion items, stop it. I told you what area the item was in, gave landmarks and good directions! You didn't even try to find it on your own. You're not gonna stand in one spot and expect me to go somewhere and bring back this magical item just so you can ask me to go get something else! They don't pay me enough for that. I don't mind "vibing" or whatever, but some guests just ask me if I can "go get [item they want]" or they tell me to "bring [item] to them" which is fine the first time, but I'm not doing that multiple times. If you come with, you might see that other thing that you were gonna think of next.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

to that one guest: when you drove up to the store and saw half the lights were off, along with the shudders closed on one door, why did you shrug your shoulders as if you were saying "why the fuck are you closed?" and proceed to wait in your car for 5 or 10 minutes, as if i would magically open a register for you? we closed 30 minutes ago.

 

[GlobalJ]

To one guest: I was cleaning up a spill, not planting one to slip and fall. You didn't notice my clothes and caution cone?

To every guest in the store when the fire alarm went off: You all f***ing worry me. Instead of heading for the exit or asking if you need to evacuate, you disregard it (most annoying sound in the world) and kept shopping. If it were a real fire, you would all be dead.

 

[FlowbieCanuck]

To every guest in the store when the fire alarm went off: You all f***ing worry me. Instead of heading for the exit or asking if you need to evacuate, you disregard it (most annoying sound in the world) and kept shopping. If it were a real fire, you would all be dead.

Aside from school, (ie. fire drills) I don't think I've ever seen a building be evacuated following a fire alarm.

 

[mrknownothing]

To all the ill-begotten miscreants who inhabit the region in which my store is located: I realize you have a quota to meet for how many people's lives you make miserable each day, but if meeting your misery quota is a life-or-death matter, couldn't you just pay a visit to the local Wal-Mart instead?

Not technically a guest, but to the state government bigwig that came up with the idea of Super Refunds: Please consume a beverage containing sodium hypochlorite.

 

[redeye58]

To the guest(s) who keep asking me "How's your day goin'?": Except how it relates to getting your drink, you really don't give a shit about my day & your feigned interest is annoying.
One day I'll go into a protracted answer that'll guarantee you'll NEVER ask about my day again.

 

[commiecorvus]

To the guest(s) who keep asking me "How's your day goin'?": Except how it relates to getting your drink, you really don't give a shit about my day & your feigned interest is annoying.
One day I'll go into a protracted answer that'll guarantee you'll NEVER ask about my day again.

I liked to say "Exceedingly average and yours?"

 

[defang]

To the one guest who I had to help do math: Seriously? If you think the computer and I don't know how to subtract $20 from $30 and whine enough til a GSTL comes over, I'm very worried for you and your bratty little child.

And to the one guest who rings up a $300 grocery order, all bagged and ready to go, only to find out your check won't go through and then bitch at me about it, are you kidding me???? You really should check that there's enough in your account BEFORE you come shopping!!

And to all the guests who patiently waited during these two situations, thank you. You guys were so caring and compassionate, you really made up for those two. I may or may not have "accidentally" said you had a reusable bag or two to make up for the wait. Thank you.

 

[buliSBI]

This was actually at a Shell convenience store near where I live.

To the the visibly drunk redneck lady at the Shell convenience store who walked up to the cashier with a line of 10 people (all playing the Powerball) claiming you are not jumping anyone but just demanding to know if the store carried a certain malt liquor drink. The cashier points to the coolers. Then you make it a chore to find it yourself so you have to start complaining & whining, and become loud enough for everyone in the store to hear.

Then when the cashier gets frustrated, you start walking around with bottles in hand yelling how rude the cashier is and how you will take business elsewhere, but you will still get this purchase of alcohol because you just have to. Then you start loud drunk talking on your cell phone and walk outside with bottles in hand, and complain to your friend on the phone. And you try to make BFFs with the other people in line and tell them that's your dog barking in your friend's car and you are just so proud that you just got it groomed, and how rude the cashier was to you.

Then when the cashier gets you checked out, you just start a big drunken tirade on the cashier and storm out like a child. All while the other customers in the store were not talking about the Powerball but about YOU!!!

Here is some advice...it might be time to lay off the sauce.

To the cashier, I feel your pain. But please tell me you have audio/video surveillance of that lady.

 

[NoRedCards]

To the one guests who parked their cart diagonally in front of my 3 tier pinching it against the shelf, and then leaned on it because you had to have what I was parked across from, please feel glad I didn't tell you what I was thinking when you asked "Oh, am I in your way?".....can I take up a collection to buy them a clue?

 

[lovecats]

To the one guests who parked their cart diagonally in front of my 3 tier pinching it against the shelf, and then leaned on it because you had to have what I was parked across from, please feel glad I didn't tell you what I was thinking when you asked "Oh, am I in your way?".....can I take up a collection to buy them a clue?

How ever did I know that was you?ardon:. And, yes, I have had that happen to me many times.

 

[karenbella]

To that one guest who told her daughter you don't have to pick up the items you dropped because it is my job. Well I was hired to help you find what you need not to be your maid. Glad you are teaching your daughter right from wrong

 

[Retail Girl]

To that one guest: when I call for back up on the front lanes, I don't need your opinion on it. Just hush up and let me do my job.