Hahaha, well a few things...
- Someone just dropped a deuce in one of the chemical aisles (turned out it was a soccer mom in her mid-40s believe it or not, after seeing her on camera)
- I got stuck on cart duty one day after callouts and someone had left three smelly dirty diapers in one of the carts outside. It was lovely to say the least.
- Someone decided to be a prick and took a pound of meat and stuck it in a cooler in sporting goods, so needless to say, it wasn't a pretty sight when we found it
- I found a package of Oscar Mayer turkey that was stuck in the very back of the bottom shelf. When I pulled it out, it had expired 10 months prior (I found this during my second Market shift ever, no one ever checks dates on stuff like that). And obviously, the turkey was disgusting. It made me gag, one of the few times I've done that at Target