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  1. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To whoever the fuck it might concern: SFS orders don't go in the reshop SFS orders don't go in the reshop SFS orders don't go in he reshop SFS orders don't go in the reshop SFS orders don't go in the reshop
  2. SalesFloorSylph

    The Things Guests Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    Talking too quietly. I don't know why that bugs me but it does. That and standing at the call button but not pressing it yet acting super bitchy when I ask them if they need help
  3. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    To the political robo-caller on the fitting room phone, why don't you piss off? I don't want to hear about jesus nor do I want to hear what candidate he wants you to vote for
  4. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TtoPPTL, you complain about things not getting done but have you even bothered to look at what a fucking mess your office is? I could not find half of my revisions label strips so I had to print them the old fashioned way.
  5. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    Ttog, I showed you the Apple charging cables. No shit they cost money. You complained about the prices I showed you the cheapest one we had. I told you that it was the cheapest one. Your response? "So are you going to actually help me? I need an inexpensive one!". Do you think I have a secret...
  6. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    To that one guest who asked if we have any pretty bras for people who have big boobs......you know? I wish we did too.
  7. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    Ttotm, you insisted on getting baler keys (and I don't now why the STL let you have them), so don't complain when you're asked to do trash during the overnight seasonal set. Don't wanna do trash? Shouldn't have begged and begged to get baler keys!
  8. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    People prank call the guest services desk all the time at my store. we had someone call them insisting that they ran out of toilet paper in the restroom but when they went in to check there wasn't even anyone in the restroom
  9. SalesFloorSylph

    Archived Angry "Extreme" couponers

    So does anyone else have extreme couponers that actually have an entire shop of all the things they bought? This one couple always brings up several carts worth of food and it all goes to this little store they own. I've never rung them up but they don't seem particularly angry
  10. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    God those are the worst. we had this rich people school from out of state come in and those little shits stole stuff from cosmetics and softlines and left the store in ruins
  11. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To the leadership, maybe if you want to make this new team member a shoe specialist, you should maybe talk to her about it first. You literally told everyone BUT her about it and now she's scared out of her mind.
  12. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    To the lovely individual who attempted return fraud and left an enormous pile of Sonicare toothbrushes in my reshop, why don't you buy some to fornication with yourself instead?
  13. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    At least they didn't try to crawl under the door...
  14. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    To that one guest, I really appreciate you leaving a carton of ice cream and five frozen meals in the middle of shoes. having to throw that out was awesome and it really made my night.
  15. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    Huh must be the annoying girls who kept coming to my store during back to college and kept squealing and taking selfies in home dec/furniture
  16. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To the leadership, you always fuss about food ave/starbucks being so high turnover yet you slashed up their hours so they'd only get two shifts a week. This is why so many of them are transferring to the real starbucks nearby!
  17. SalesFloorSylph

    Archived Just experienced probably the worst thing I could of experienced.

    What I hated about the thanksgiving/black Friday overnight were the parents who would show up at fucking 2 in the morning with their exhausted, wailing toddlers just because they wanted a deal on a Samsung tv. Your kid is clearly upset about being woken up and should probably be back in bed but...
  18. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one guest

    To that one guest, I didnt especially appreciate you standing so close to me and breathing on me while I was doing tables and staring at me before awkwardly asking which items were on sale aaaand continuing to stay there after I told you. Why look for clothes that are on sale when you can get...
  19. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    And seeing how much they fight since she always wants him to buy her things I don't think that fiasco is gonna last
  20. SalesFloorSylph

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To that one hardlines TM, please please stop bringing your girlfriend in. All she does is act like a total bitch to all the female tms just because she thinks we might try to steal you, talk really loudly about your sex lives, throw hissyfits when you don't buy her things, and go apeshit on the...
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