Archived As Seen on the Internet

[Anelmi]

 

[Leonhart621]

I poked my vag because I haven’t slept since 2011

Welp time to get a sex change so I can poke it

 

[NPC]

This thread should be called, "When's your birthday?"

 

[Yetive]

 

[HLN13]

Not a chance I’m putting my birthday out there.

 

[Anelmi]

Right because no other Target employee could possibly have the same birthday...

 

[NPC]

Right because no other Target employee could possibly have the same birthday...

Oh sorry, I didn't know I wrote, "Target is tracking you via birthday." I'll go edit my original post.

Wait, that's weird. I went to go edit it, but all my post said was, "This thread should be called, 'When's your birthday'?" Weird, right? I guess you misunderstood. You're forgiven.

 

[Anelmi]

Wait that’s weird.... I wasn’t responding to you? Because, you know, there was another post underneath yours and I’m pretty sure I never quoted you?

 

[NPC]

Wait that’s weird.... I wasn’t responding to you? Because, you know, there was another post directly underneath yours and I’m pretty sure I never quoted you?

You didn't quote anyone. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

 

[Anelmi]

Exactly so why did you (wrongly) assume I was referring to you?

 

[NPC]

Exactly so why did you (wrongly) assume I was referring to you?

Oh sorry, I should go back and edit that.

But I won't.

When's your birthday?

 

[Planosss]

Exactly so why did you (wrongly) assume I was referring to you?

@NPC is an ***** and a ***** ******, dont pay much attention to this ****** . He takes ******* up the ******** for fun, cause it makes him feel good. .*****

 

[NPC]

@NPC is an ***** and a ***** ******, dont pay much attention to this ****** . He takes ******* up the ******** for fun, cause it makes him feel good. .*****

 

[Planosss]

 

[oath2order]

Right because no other Target employee could possibly have the same birthday...

IKR? My birthday is shared with two other people at my store.

 

[Planosss]

Dont you guys have a calender in the breakroom which lists birthdays and anniversaries (with target)

 

[can't touch this]

Dont you guys have a calender in the breakroom which lists birthdays and anniversaries (with target)

yes

3 other TMs have the same burfday as me and they're all old enough to be my parents (2 were born on the exact same day in 1966)

 

[BigEyedPhish]

I licked my bestie, because I am bringing sexy back

 

[Times Up]

Dont you guys have a calender in the breakroom which lists birthdays and anniversaries (with target)

Yes. Work persona and TBR are different. I don't rant
with my coworkers, just my TBR friends.

 

[Planosss]

Yes. Work persona and TBR are different. I don't rant
with my coworkers, just my TBR friends.

Yeah Ive learned not to rant to anyone at my store....

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I gave a false birthday, per FS request.

 

[NKG]

Who said it had to be your real birthday? Geez think outside the box people

 

[YoNanas]

I sang to Trump because you don't know my life

 

[Flow Warrior]

View attachment 5078

Jan-June 21 and april and June 8th FTW