This is completely off subject, but ..
I work at a daycare in the afternoon. As I'm working with another teacher, he says, "Oh man, I've got a code yellow."
My eyes get really big and start counting kids as fast as I can. I say, "Who's missing?!"
He just looks at me and says, "No .. I have to pee."
Target has conditioned me. :\
The ones I notice are the yuppie moms who are talking on their bluetooths, planning some important social function but paying no frelling attention to their kids.
I'm sure they only had them for the status.
Kind of like buying a BMW or the Jimmy Chu running shoes, you have to have to right accessories.