Archived Fantasy Target

[ThatSFGuy]

Uh... sir. That's a display...

 

[redeye58]

*phone rings at food ave*
You wanna a pizza brought where?!

 

[Jwowwbudweiser29]

I just went thru all this and it cracks me up....I might as well get in with the fun if I can

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Oh no, he's back!

 

[commiecorvus]

/me checks out some backroom keys for the Wave and loads the net gun just in case.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I grab a few marshmallow & water pellet shooters from toys. With grab some water & marshmallows from market. I give them to gstl & red at front end. I give commie an extra spider webshooter for backup. I get basing & Thor hammer from seasonal for me.

 

[daninnj]

But... But... I just want a pizza

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Asking red, if any pizzas are ready...

 

[daninnj]

Make mine extra large with half sausage quarter pepperoni an eighth extra cheese a sixteenth anchovies and a twenty fourth peppers and onions.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Me grabbing the phone: Dan, stop scaring the new hires!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Make mine extra large with half sausage quarter pepperoni an eighth extra cheese a sixteenth anchovies and a twenty fourth peppers and onions.

Sorry, no special orders.

 

[daninnj]

What kind of cockamamie pizza place is this?? I demand to speak to a manager!!!!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

What kind of cockamamie pizza place is this?? I demand to speak to a manager!!!!

I am the manager.i can offer some onions, pepperoni & cheese for your pizza. Red has freshly chopped some up for you.

 

[redeye58]

Make mine extra large with half sausage quarter pepperoni an eighth extra cheese a sixteenth anchovies and a twenty fourth peppers and onions.

One geometric mix comin' up! (makes an extra for TMs later)

 

[HardlinesFour]

Can I get some popcorn?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

With butter or no butter?

 

[redeye58]

With butter or no butter?

No butter! Seasoned only! (sez the popcorn nazi)

 

[HardlinesFour]

I don't really care, whatever is easier to make.

 

[redeye58]

Here's a bag. That'll be $x.xx. Usin' your discount?

 

[HardlinesFour]

Here's a Twenty, Keep the Change!

 

[HardlinesFour]

It's been too long...

 

[daninnj]

Did my real life antics remind you of my fantasy antics?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Yes! Now, put down the NM stuff. Drop the matches & lighter fluid too.

 

[Retail Girl]

No...let him...it could be the only way we get rid of most of this crap.

 

[redeye58]

That's ONE bonfire I'd def ignore....
Oh, um, did someone say 'code red'? Not sure I heard that....