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[h8guests]

Funny story today....

Lets start off with this I am one of two black female team members at the store...

The older white woman came into the store to do a return and this is the conversation that went down randomly in the middle of the transaction:
Guest: I just saw an amazing movie!
Me: Oh? What movie?
Guest: The Jesse Owens story!
Me: *wtf. Still be polite* Oh I haven't seen it.
Guest: You should check it out, I know you'd love it!!!
This might trump the other old white lady that was surprised I was working MLK day. She literally asked me, "Oh! You're working today?!?"
What I said was "um...yes?"
What I was thinking "It's not fucking Christmas and I don't even get time and a half, granny."

 

[RunForACallBox]

Me: All of the smartphones for Verizon have a pre-installed SIM.
Guest: What dat mean?
*the fuck?!*
I'm done with society.

 

[OffYaPhone]

TM1: TM, come back.
*1 minute later*
TM1: TM, COME BACK!
TM2: Sorry my hands were wet. Go ahead.
LOD: That's what she sai-
TM1: That's what what?
LOD: Never mind..
TM3: *meows*
LOD: Who let the cats out?
TM1: Pretty sure it's "Who let the dogs out?"

That LOD sounds like a hoot!!