Guest say the darndest (dumbest) things

DBZ

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Kohl’s does now, but we are not Kohl’s.
I suggested they go there because I had heard they were going to. I didn't know if it started though. Heck I even suggested Whole Foods, although I am pretty sure you can't return things there LOL.
 
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Walking past a mom and her daughter. It was a tight fit so I’d have to get super duper close to the girl to get by so as any normal person would I said “excuse me” in like a peppy voice as I walked by and the mom spun around and said to her daughter “you don’t have to do anything! you don’t have to “excuse her” (mocking the way I said it). You don’t gotta move over for anyone” like what the fuck is your problem that you’re so offended that I said excuse me I didn’t say “get the fuck out of my way” lol
 

Tessa120

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Walking past a mom and her daughter. It was a tight fit so I’d have to get super duper close to the girl to get by so as any normal person would I said “excuse me” in like a peppy voice as I walked by and the mom spun around and said to her daughter “you don’t have to do anything! you don’t have to “excuse her” (mocking the way I said it). You don’t gotta move over for anyone” like what the fuck is your problem that you’re so offended that I said excuse me I didn’t say “get the fuck out of my way” lol
Don't you know that you're their servant, not their equal?
 
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Don't you know that you're their servant, not their equal?
That’s my mentality at the SCO. “I’m here to help you “mistress Karen” so you can be on your way.” 😁 Seriously though - I do feel that way some days.
 
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So we have a capital one ATM in our store, today some guy was working on it for whatever reason he was there literally for 7 hours and some lady walked up to him in the morning and was like “I need to use it” and he was like “it’s being serviced” and she was like “well how long are you gonna take?” hella rudely and he was like “at least 6 more hours. There’s a bench if you wanna wait” (I love him lol he sassed her right back) and she came up to me and ranted for like 5 minutes straight that this is exactly why target is dying because they don’t put customers first and we decided to fix the atm without thinking if she might need to use it first and blah blah blah and she wouldn’t even listen to me when I was like we have literally nothing to do with the atm they just put it there we don’t touch it we don’t do anything that’s all capital one’s business we can’t help that they wanted someone to work on it it’s their atm they can do whatever they want to it PLUS I listed off 4 other banks in the same parking lot as us that have atms but she said she is extremely inconvenienced that she can’t run all of her errands in one store and I was like wtf that is not my problem!!!!!!! Who gives a fuck!!!! Bro I can’t work here anymore I hate customers so much I’m so sick of having to pretend like anyone’s dumbass problems have any importance to me at all like I literally could not care less about any of these people and the fact they’re “”inconvenienced”” you’re inconveniencing me right now by flapping your lips at me and you don’t see me complaining to you about it!!

This turned into a rant on accident my bad lmao
 

Amanda Cantwell

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So we have a capital one ATM in our store, today some guy was working on it for whatever reason he was there literally for 7 hours and some lady walked up to him in the morning and was like “I need to use it” and he was like “it’s being serviced” and she was like “well how long are you gonna take?” hella rudely and he was like “at least 6 more hours. There’s a bench if you wanna wait” (I love him lol he sassed her right back) and she came up to me and ranted for like 5 minutes straight that this is exactly why target is dying because they don’t put customers first and we decided to fix the atm without thinking if she might need to use it first and blah blah blah and she wouldn’t even listen to me when I was like we have literally nothing to do with the atm they just put it there we don’t touch it we don’t do anything that’s all capital one’s business we can’t help that they wanted someone to work on it it’s their atm they can do whatever they want to it PLUS I listed off 4 other banks in the same parking lot as us that have atms but she said she is extremely inconvenienced that she can’t run all of her errands in one store and I was like wtf that is not my problem!!!!!!! Who gives a fuck!!!! Bro I can’t work here anymore I hate customers so much I’m so sick of having to pretend like anyone’s dumbass problems have any importance to me at all like I literally could not care less about any of these people and the fact they’re “”inconvenienced”” you’re inconveniencing me right now by flapping your lips at me and you don’t see me complaining to you about it!!

This turned into a rant on accident my bad lmao
I totally get it— one time a lady yelled at me because the ATM wasn’t taking her pin. Like first of all Karen you’re probably entering it wrong and second of all even if it’s really not working what do you want me do???
 
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I hate that stupid thing lol someone got mad at me because they couldn’t pay on their credit card (not a target credit card, their capital one credit card) at the atm (is that even a thing??) and was like please all I do is clock in and process returns and clock out why are you yelling at me about this 😣😣
 

Amanda Cantwell

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I hate that stupid thing lol someone got mad at me because they couldn’t pay on their credit card (not a target credit card, their capital one credit card) at the atm (is that even a thing??) and was like please all I do is clock in and process returns and clock out why are you yelling at me about this 😣😣
“Why can’t I pay my target credit card with my other credit card”

We’re literally saving you from yourself (that’s how the cycle of debt starts!)
 
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