Just Joking Around: Fake Positions

[gsa4lyfe]

I never said they were in location up there 😂. Our store has a really bad habit of tying things but not actually setting them....

Welcome to sidecaps and shippers 101

 

[RunForACallBox]

Computer and Device Technician

Literally me already.

 

[Dog]

Break TM - Sole purpose is to cover breaks for single or multiple departments depending on store volume. Minimally trained in every department to at least not be a danger to guests or cause damage.

(Covers Starbucks, food ave, SCO, cashier, guest service, and flex (OPU) breaks in one shift) yeah this is fake

 

[Flow Warrior]

Store 1040 is an actual store located in Vista, CA. If you go back and look how the jokes originated it was based off a TBR poster that claimed this store was full of osha violations. While we do occasionally make jokes about it let's remember that it's an actual store with actual TMS.

Yes, and weren't they the one that pissed of John Barrowman. If so then there you go.

 

[Flow Warrior]

Yes, the magic store where nothing goes wrong. Or everything does. No in-between.

Usually at the same time.

 

[oath2order]

Also makes sure that only 20% of the equipment is charged at any given time. Refuses to order more walkies until only 5 remain.

My equipment room is a nightmare of cable management.

 

[Yetive]

Yes, and weren't they the one that pissed of John Barrowman. If so then there you go.

Nope, they just pissed off @gilligan.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Etl of cat litter. Don't mess with my shit...

 

[Fluttervale]

My equipment room is a nightmare of cable management.

I set ours up myself so ours is decent. Not great, because no cable ties, but not a hot mess either.

 

[starmaster1000]

Yes, and weren't they the one that pissed of John Barrowman. If so then there you go.

I think that's T-1884.

 

[starmaster1000]

I don't think someone is too happy that we use T-1040.

 

[can't touch this]

1040 is the only real store, all others are fictional

 

[commiecorvus]

1040 is the only real store, all others are fictional

Written by Charles Dickens;

Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery.
can't touch this rose from the break room table; and advancing to the STL, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:

'Please, sir, I want some more hours.'

 

[Flow Warrior]

1040 is the only real store, all others are fictional

I wish my store was fictional. Then I could eliminate a few characters,.

 

[Flow Warrior]

From Dickens novels.

Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery.
can't touch this rose from the break room table; and advancing to the STL, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:

'Please, sir, I want some more hours.'

 

[Tessa120]

1040 is the only real store, all others are fictional

I'm slightly embarrassed because I thought 1040 was the store number for that empty store corporate uses for testing ideas.

 

[NPC]

1040 still has an overnight team.

 

[BigEyedPhish]

Every year T-1040, gets to choose one (at least) lucky Target work center, that it personally gets to throw into the sun.

 

[starmaster1000]

Every year T-1040, gets to choose one (at least) lucky Target work center, that it personally gets to throw into the sun.

HR. They don't need them, no OSHA violations there. They're the perfect store.

 

[Switch23]

I heard that HQ is actually located in T1040

 

[Luck]

ETL - Checklane Backup Manager
Spends entire day standing in front of checklanes calling other work centers to come for a quick backup rather than just being on a check lane themself. Key job role also includes calling over the walky to ignore the automated cashier backup request when a cashier presses the button. And then 2 minutes later calling an all available.

 

[TheDailyLoader]

Reshop TL

Ya know, for when guest service calls for HL to come get reshop ... And we don't have any HL's coverage. RSTL to the rescue!

Here where I'm at it's more "softliiines, you had reshop at guest seeeerviiiiis" every 10 fucking minutes

 

[TheDailyLoader]

Compactor Operator - Tosses shit in without care. Mostly consumables and expired and moldy produce.
All the defectives from guest services and lots of liquids and chemicals.

That's multiple violations 😂 against both corporate policy and state law (depending on location, possibly federal law too) not allowed to dispose of chemicals in the compactor. 😤😧

 

[TheDailyLoader]

ETL-PD:
That one team member who's always borrowing a MyDevice or PDA, says they need but really doesnt, says theyll bring it back in 2 minutes but doesn't return it, (sometimes will borrow without your permission if left sitting on your vehicle and you're not looking) and if confronted will say they don't have it because they let someone else use it, in reality, it's in their pocket.

 

[TheDailyLoader]

I set ours up myself so ours is decent. Not great, because no cable ties, but not a hot mess either.

You could use zipties....