Archived Porn leads to SLO Target Evacuation

[david91722]

http://calcoastnews.com/2015/07/porn-leads-to-slo-target-evacuation/

Employees at the San Luis Obispo (CA) Target evacuated customers Friday afternoon after they were unable to turn off a porn audio clip that was playing throughout the store.

Shortly after 11 a.m., someone managed to overrun the store’s PA system which generally plays popular music. While staffers worked to turn off the PA system, the store was temporary evacuated.

Staffers also called San Luis Obispo police. The incident is under investigation.

 

[Loki]

I am totally going to do this on my last day of work.

 

[redeye58]

No you're not....
But it would be stellar if you set your ETL-HR up

 

[Guest]

I say it's fake. I have never been to a target that had elevator/grocery store music playing over the intercom. Never ever ever ever getting back together.

 

[Loki]

No you're not....
But it would be stellar if you set your ETL-HR up

Stash porn magazines in his inbox. That's the goal.

 

[Kartman]

It's bullshit, but it's awesome.

I'd rather see it airing over the TV's in electronics!



That would make me LOL!

 

[Jack of all Workcenters]

I say it's fake. I have never been to a target that had elevator/grocery store music playing over the intercom. Never ever ever ever getting back together.

There are some targets that do. They are rare though.

 

[Lazy]

It's bullshit, but it's awesome.

I'd rather see it airing over the TV's in electronics!



That would make me LOL!

One of my etl told me this happened years ago when the TV's played off of vhs tapes.

 

[On6]

FYI some stores are actually piloting music on the overheads. Not sure if this was one of those stores or not.

 

[see spot save]

I can't imagine this being something that happens after the store is open though, unless it's a closed system. All of the red phones can go on the overhead, right? There's not much to keep this from happening in other stores.

Every once in a while my leaders play a little music before open...

 

[Kartman]

That shit ain't from Spot.

 

[Guest]

This just stinks of bulllshit. I call bulllshit because a Target store doesn't play music over the intercom and a Target store wouldn't be evacuated because of guests hearing sexual moans. There are only two intercom mics at the store I work at. Most humans don't have the balls to do something like that. It's just suspicious to me.

 

[NitroKing2110]

All of the red phones can go on the overhead, right?

Yes. The instructions for the 2280 system on Workbench give how to perform overhead paging and just say "Note: Overhead paging should not be performed on red Speed of Service phones."

A cashier, with the proper knowledge, could overhead page from their lane unless your lanes don't have phones.

 

[oath2order]

This just stinks of bulllshit. I call bulllshit because a Target store doesn't play music over the intercom and a Target store wouldn't be evacuated because of guests hearing sexual moans. There are only two intercom mics at the store I work at. Most humans don't have the balls to do something like that. It's just suspicious to me.

FYI some stores are actually piloting music on the overheads. Not sure if this was one of those stores or not.

I was futzing around with Workbench and somehow I got a list of every pilot happening now. If I clicked on any it would prompt me to log in which just directed me to the Workbench main page. Most of these aren't really anything extravagant or anything we didn't know before.

Medication Therapy Management Pilot
Apple Shop
In-Store Music Pilot
Clinics Diabetes Screening
New Card Reader
PDX Classic Inventory Management
PDX EPS
Clinic Hearing Loss Screening Pilot
Baby 360
New POS Equipment
POS Ready 7
Organic Produce in Pfresh
Google Shopping Express
E & E Innovation Pilot
Baby Service Test
Gift Registry Reinvention - Mounted Kiosk/New Scanner
E&E Service Strategy
Clinic iPad Guest Registration
REDwire Pilot Page
TVS-Security Center Training & Video Lessons
AAR Reporting Enhancements in myPerformance
E&E Innovation Service Pilot
Winter 2014 PDA Service Pilot
Source to Fork Meat HQ Replenishment Test
A&A Guest Experience
DSD Gatorade Test
SuperTarget Source to Fork Rollout
Pharmacy Outreach Program
Ship From Store
GM Bananas and Apples Test
PDA 2014 Summer Software Release
Project Viper
Starbucks Remodel
Groveland Confections Bakery Test
Grocery Expiration Tactics (GET) Test
myDevice
Source to Fork Expanded Produce HQ Repleshiment Test
AdherenceMTM Pilot
TargetExpress

jack pls read and remember rule #1: all stores are not the same

 

[Guest]

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[oath2order]

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idk. Ask @commiecorvus . It's his phrase.

 

[SnorlaxTM]

Yes. The instructions for the 2280 system on Workbench give how to perform overhead paging and just say "Note: Overhead paging should not be performed on red Speed of Service phones."

A cashier, with the proper knowledge, could overhead page from their lane unless your lanes don't have phones.

Yeah, at my store it's just numbers # I think. Really believable a disgruntled employee or somebody in the know did this.

 

[GSAhole]

This reminds me...a couple weeks ago, we had a girl filling in as operator who had never been in that position before. From the story I got, somebody called the store and asked for a specific extension --they didnt ask for a specific department, rather, they told her what extension to connect them to -- and she followed their instructions. Right after, a country music song with a shit ton of cuss words started playing over the intercom and nobody knew how to stop it (god I wish I was there for this shit...of course it was on my day off). Eventually, it did stop, but nobody knows how this happened. Obviously whoever called and asked to be connected to whatever extension was in on it, but I really want to know how exactly they were able to do this.

 

[Jill of All Trades]

you can't overhead page from our checklane phones, I've tried.

 

[Guest]

Yes. This is Target. Not Wal Mart.

 

[NPC]

There was a Law and Order SVU episode where someone in an electronics store "hacked" the TVs on the wall so he could show his junk. It was pretty funny. I think I'm the only person who laughs watching Law and Order...

I won't post a link to this, since it's basically porn, but someone made a video compilation of the weirdest stuff ever said in porn videos. It's pretty hilarious and/or fucked up. For those interested, just google, "weird stuff said in porn." It's the first link.

 

[konk]

I can't imagine this being something that happens after the store is open though, unless it's a closed system. All of the red phones can go on the overhead, right? There's not much to keep this from happening in other stores.

Every once in a while my leaders play a little music before open...

I hate when light duty is out in the open.

 

[oath2order]

There was a Law and Order SVU episode where someone in an electronics store "hacked" the TVs on the wall so he could show his junk. It was pretty funny. I think I'm the only person who laughs watching Law and Order...

I won't post a link to this, since it's basically porn, but someone made a video compilation of the weirdest stuff ever said in porn videos. It's pretty hilarious and/or fucked up. For those interested, just google, "weird stuff said in porn." It's the first link.

It's safe for work, I promise.

 

[daninnj]

Red phone paging was disabled a few years back after that incident at WalMart where someone overheaded "Will all the black people leave the store?" Had to be three years ago I think.

There's videos on YouTube of people putting tapes or CDs of someone screaming curse words in displays at Target/other stores.

 

[Kartman]

"LOD! No nude flicks!"

That cracks me up every time!