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ScanDisk (It's a SD Card really, not even a SanDisk)

Any other brand names that are always universally mangled?
 
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I got asked the other day, "Where is the buddiNg meat?" As if it was a flower growing meat or something.



Now, on a side note, once I got a mispick that said it was valentines candies, but instead it was a box of Ruffies.

Oh and has anyone noticed that we sell a product called a "Dobie?" This made me lol
 
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Mechanically speaking -- that used to bother the crap out of me


Then at some point -- I realized I'm smarter than some people -- but -- most are way smarter than I am


Someone once said ( paraphrasing ) -- "Your intelligence is related to where your standing in the country or which country"


Being simple here --- Someone from Alaska - isn't gonna know how to get from Carnage Hall in "Mad-hat-in" using the "A" train ------ a dazzling urbanite from "Time Square" wont know how to track a Moose through the Tundra :wacko: -- I don't know eather one


If a team member tells me - the hand jack is bleeding -- I used to say -- "Its leaking hydraulic oil from one of 3 seals"


Now I say -- "I'll get a band-aid and be right there"


In my old age --- I now know --- "Everybody doesn't know everything"
 
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Was walking past drapes & a lady asked me if we carried 'travelers' rods.
I said not in-store but they might have traverse rods on-line.
 
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"Where are the Pumpers?"

Huh?

"PUMPERS! PUMPERS!"

Uhhhhh....

"Shoo know, for babies?"

OH!! PAMPERS!

Where the "Chock-ubb-zuu-daa"

Excuse me ---

"Chock-ubb-zuu-daa"

Whats it for --

My kar - my kar -- "Chock-ubb-zuu-daa" -- "CHOCK-UBB-ZUU-BAA" -- you know - kar - up and down --

Shock-absorbers ?

Yes - yes - "Chock-ubb-zuu-daa"

Next door at the moto-zone ---
 

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Where the "Chock-ubb-zuu-daa"

Excuse me ---

"Chock-ubb-zuu-daa"

Whats it for --

My kar - my kar -- "Chock-ubb-zuu-daa" -- "CHOCK-UBB-ZUU-BAA" -- you know - kar - up and down --

Shock-absorbers ?

Yes - yes - "Chock-ubb-zuu-daa"

Next door at the moto-zone ---

LOLOLOLOL!
Reminds me of a similar comversation I had with a guest about Lun-shpeels. Yes, that's right, you put your Lunsh in them (or dem).
 
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LOLOLOLOL!
Reminds me of a similar comversation I had with a guest about Lun-shpeels. Yes, that's right, you put your Lunsh in them (or dem).

Also reminds of me the quinoa. First time somebody asked me where it is, I just stared.

Sometimes the guest says it right and its still like, "WAT?"
 
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How many "Jigga-bits" is this stick?

Bwuh? Don't get it TOO often with flash drives here at Target... but my previous employer was another Red-loving Big Box retail chain, that dealt more with computers and I would get it ALL. THE. TIME.

So very annoying.
 
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