animalcrossing
Bullseye's very distant cousin
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Normally our limit is 1 PS5 per guest a day. However, that only applies for people who "play nice" and don't try the whole OPU under a million different fake names thing.
To That One Guest - II
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Amanda Cantwell
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If they use a fake name ask for their ID and then apologize and say you can’t release it if the name doesn’t match. Guest email states they must have valid id for pickup.
animalcrossing
Bullseye's very distant cousin
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Yup, that is exactly what we do now. I only say it hasn't stopped him because despite not being able to go through due to the name on his ID not matching the pickup, he STILL tries it nearly daily
Amanda Cantwell
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He’s waiting to get someone who doesn’t care to check id lol.
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TTOG who thought it'd be okay to try and get around the limit of 2 children's pain & fever relief medicines by placing multiple online orders, each for 2 bottles: nope! And my store called the other stores in the area and told them about you. We know that you tried it at least one other store and they cancelled your orders too. Buying it all and then selling it on ebay at hugely jacked up prices is not cool. Shame on you, looking to make a profit at the expense of sick, feverish kids. You probably did this with hand sanitizer and toilet paper when covid started. What a louse.
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TATG (to all the guests) don’t get mad at us when we couldn’t return your items for you because of the outage on Thursday. It literally was a global outage. Same thing with paying for gift cards
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So that’s how you got your tagline/bioI love this and am stealing it.
starmaster1000
Master NCR Torture Device Operator
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Yes! Can't Touch This makes some cool one liners.
NKG
Nkg
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It must be a full moon for me to have a TTGO story...
Lady catches me while working out a u-boat. The conversation went like this-
L " Excuse me, I'm looking for something Walgreens used to carry ( You lost because this is Target but go on) It's a book with clear pockets for photos"
Obviously looking for a photo Album just couldn't just say that.. .
Me " Did you look by the picture frames?"
L " By the tvs, no" 👀
Me " We keep picture frames over here :::insert area:::"
L " Yeah the tv stuff. They don't have any thing I'm looking for" points to H & H
M " You mean Hearth and Hand? I'm referring to picture frames over here ::: aisle location:::"
Walks over to frames...
L " Yeah they took over everything they can't do picture frames any more"
M "Ma'am, this part of the store is Target brand merchandise and this is what I have."
Obviously left disappointed but I had a good laugh.
Lady catches me while working out a u-boat. The conversation went like this-
L " Excuse me, I'm looking for something Walgreens used to carry ( You lost because this is Target but go on) It's a book with clear pockets for photos"
Obviously looking for a photo Album just couldn't just say that.. .
Me " Did you look by the picture frames?"
L " By the tvs, no" 👀
Me " We keep picture frames over here :::insert area:::"
L " Yeah the tv stuff. They don't have any thing I'm looking for" points to H & H
M " You mean Hearth and Hand? I'm referring to picture frames over here ::: aisle location:::"
Walks over to frames...
L " Yeah they took over everything they can't do picture frames any more"
M "Ma'am, this part of the store is Target brand merchandise and this is what I have."
Obviously left disappointed but I had a good laugh.
Reshop Ninja
Softlines Dps
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TTOG: if your child can not see over the handlebar of the cart, then they sure as shit don't need to be pushing it. I do not enjoy having someone's brat repeatly ram in to me with your goddamned cart!
redeye58
Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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TTOG: You. like all the others, insist on grabbing the scanner to scan your app/giftcard/whatever as soon as I turn to get something for your order. I ask that you not reach into a food prep area & you always ALWAYS say the same thing - "I was just trying to help". No, you weren't. You were trying to speed things along so I glove up, grab some sani wipes & begin to meticulously clean the scanner while reminding them that COVID is still out there &, having a weak immune system even on a good day, I don't appreciate any random exposure.
So the time you thought you saved was wasted while I cleaned my scanner.
Oh, & enjoy the decaf
So the time you thought you saved was wasted while I cleaned my scanner.
Oh, & enjoy the decaf
StargazerOmega
Jack of All Trades - Front End
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TTOG: Honest to God, just because you think something in your head doesn't mean you should say it out loud. I have feelings. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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TTOG: Wow, was it really necessary to tip over all those tubes of children's toothpaste? And you didn't tip over all the tubes of just one kind, but four?! No clue what kept you from tipping over all the ones on the top shelf too. You're a class A jerk.
And if the reason the top shelf ones weren't tipped over is because you couldn't reach them, then I guess it's your parent who's a really big jerk.
And if the reason the top shelf ones weren't tipped over is because you couldn't reach them, then I guess it's your parent who's a really big jerk.
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(This might be my favorite thread.)
TTOG: Leaving a frozen meal on a shelf so it sits all night is not cool. Leaving it sitting on end so it leaks as it thaws is even worse. The thawed soy sauce went under several packages of maxi pads which, thankfully, are wrapped in plastic so I was able to clean them up and put them back on the cleaned shelf.
I promise, none of our cashiers will make you feel ashamed or embarrassed if you tell them you changed your mind and give it to them instead. But when I you do something like this, I want to knock you upside the head.
TTOG: Leaving a frozen meal on a shelf so it sits all night is not cool. Leaving it sitting on end so it leaks as it thaws is even worse. The thawed soy sauce went under several packages of maxi pads which, thankfully, are wrapped in plastic so I was able to clean them up and put them back on the cleaned shelf.
I promise, none of our cashiers will make you feel ashamed or embarrassed if you tell them you changed your mind and give it to them instead. But when I you do something like this, I want to knock you upside the head.
NKG
Nkg
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To that one guest....
I know you spilled your Starbucks and felt the need to travel across the store to tell me you had a spill. Thanks for leaving it for other guests to step in. The polite thing would be to wait in the main aisle for a team member to walk by. Whatever I cleaned it up.
Which brings me to the real star of this story....
To the guest who felt so inclined to ask me while on the floor cleaning a spill if I could help her find something. Even made sure to get on the floor with me and show me your phone. I walked by not 1 by 3 team members at the boat that could have helped you. Also if its a toy and you walked every aisle we don't have it.
I know you spilled your Starbucks and felt the need to travel across the store to tell me you had a spill. Thanks for leaving it for other guests to step in. The polite thing would be to wait in the main aisle for a team member to walk by. Whatever I cleaned it up.
Which brings me to the real star of this story....
To the guest who felt so inclined to ask me while on the floor cleaning a spill if I could help her find something. Even made sure to get on the floor with me and show me your phone. I walked by not 1 by 3 team members at the boat that could have helped you. Also if its a toy and you walked every aisle we don't have it.
TTOG...we have you and you re cohort on camera walking in with nothing but a purse. Then you suddenly arrive at the returns desk furious that the red tags were not removed from 3 sport bras inside a crisp target bag without a receipt. Your belligerence was mentally noted, your scam attempt embarrassing as you already had a pen and paper ready to write my name down. Your booming rage toward my TL claiming I tended to the WHITE guests with "consideration you did not get" in particular made me want to spit in your 3 feet away direction regardless of your loudly suggesting you were some kind of undercover boss exposing racism at Target while also insisting you had purchased those sports bras "less then 120 days ago" lol.
And now...TTO friend of the above guest...your return without a receipt did not entitle you to a credit to your chosen Mastercard ...one not linked to any Target purchase. Regardless of the color of your skin. You graciously received a gift card credit. Lol. THATs what got you raging. I did NOT treat you differently from other guests so I guess you thought loudly saying "WHITE GUESTS" 3 feet away from me might earn you a complimentary gift card? Lol.
