mrknownothing
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Were their mothers hamsters and did their fathers smell of elderberries?
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Were their mothers hamsters and did their fathers smell of elderberries?
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TTOG: I really wish you would have complained about how "rude" I was to my TL while you were still in the store. Listen, I used to have WIC and food stamps so I understand you were probably already super sensitive about the issue. But if my saying, "oh, I'm sorry, we don't take WIC" is considered rude then...I guess I'm rude. Ugh.
thatcashierdude
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You should keep a few on you for exactly that purpose.
"Oh you're handing out pamphlets? Here, I have one of my own, please read it!" *hilarity ensues*
Do not do this while on the clock, unless you don't care about your job
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The display is a nonfunctional unit, secured by plastic. It will not work. Would you like it now?
signingminion
WAVing in the air like I just don't care
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Hubby would give it flying spaghetti monster pamphlets. All Damn day, lol.
mrknownothing
purveyor of things
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"And may you be touched by his noodly appendage."
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TTOG: Yes, people actually do get up in arms if we process their flex fulfillment order separately from any additional items they may be purchasing. I know, I was as flabbergasted as you were! Yes, people are really that ridiculous. Thanks for making my night allowing me to commiserate for 30 seconds.
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TTOG: I dont care that your son will not be getting his Disney Infinity two days early because you have the wrong information because Google and Walmart. I'm not breaking street date, and you really didn't need to take a tone with me, or with the LOD.
DoWork
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Are you sure it was the cart that left the skid marks?
mrknownothing
purveyor of things
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I wish ours would go fast. They're slower than frozen molasses.
A couple days ago a kid left an item on a random shelf and their mom said "put that back where you got it". The kid put it in the wrong location and the mom said "that's not where you got it", then the kid put it in the right location.
I was astounded honestly.
I was astounded honestly.
That's why retail and service jobs should be a life requirement. Instead of high school internships, people should work retail part time for a few months.
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And work in a day care.
The best form of birth control is having to work with babies for a month.
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TTOG you have an adorable kid. I would like to see him stay that way. Hide and go seek even at toddler velocity is not wise in a busy store. I kept hearing the slippity slap of little feet and waited for the smack and wail. Happily it didn't happen. I was about to say something when evidently one of moms brain cells managed to function and she collected little speedster and left.
sajaegi
full-time loser
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TTOG who got her card declined
Your bank makes the rules. Do you think I make the rules?
Don't shoot the messenger. Call your bank instead of holding up the line yelling at me about how you could pay your tuition with it yesterday.
Your bank makes the rules. Do you think I make the rules?
Don't shoot the messenger. Call your bank instead of holding up the line yelling at me about how you could pay your tuition with it yesterday.
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Mysterious
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TTOG
I just happen to be in the area. After making your purchase here, you take your shopping cart and leave it in front of the registers. So you have me thinking, "Where are you going to next? Bathroom, Food Ave., back to the salesfloor?" You go straight to the doors. "Wait a minute, what's those other red things that you're passing by?" More carts. It could have taken you an additional 15 seconds to put it back where it belonged to.
This is not the other big name retailer. Please have a nice day.
I just happen to be in the area. After making your purchase here, you take your shopping cart and leave it in front of the registers. So you have me thinking, "Where are you going to next? Bathroom, Food Ave., back to the salesfloor?" You go straight to the doors. "Wait a minute, what's those other red things that you're passing by?" More carts. It could have taken you an additional 15 seconds to put it back where it belonged to.
This is not the other big name retailer. Please have a nice day.
redeye58
Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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This.
The carts were near our cafe area & I couldn't count how many were simply pushed perpendicular to the rows & left.
After a while, it would block the exit so I would go over & round up carts to push them into the rows.
Only to turn around & see a guest walk off leaving ANOTHER ONE where I'd JUST cleared them.....
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