To that one guest

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I work in pharmacy and we get some real "interesting" guests. My personal favorites are the ones who ask if they can bring their "new" medication back for a refund if it doesn't work! Ummm....NO!
 
I. HATE. THIS!
There aren't any words to explain how much I can't stand this.
First of all, why would I have a collection of coupons back here? Second of all, if, for some lame reason I did, I wouldn't waste my time searching through them to see if you could use any. Finally, you're note funny. I just have to ask you this. I don't expect any response other than "yes, here they are" or "no, not today."

One of these days, when someone gives me that d@mn line and cackles like they are the first person in the history of retail to come up with it, I'm going to wipe the smile right off my face, look them straight in the eye, and say, "You know, I was going to, but just for that, no. Sorry: you lose!"
 
Seriously.
To that one guest who felt it was necessary to reach over and start taking the bags off the hook when I only put his wife/girlfriends hair clips in it.

I know you said "Oh I just wanna help you" but you in actuality you are making me spend more time trying to put the bags that you pulled off back on the hook.

DON'T reach over my register and take the bags off the hook. If by some chance I forget to hand you a bag, please say, "Oh, there's a bag still there"

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I had another cashier tell me this one today. She was in shopping on her day off. A woman picked up one of those Greek yogurts and dropped it. It popped open. She just looked around to see if anyone was watching (as in a TM) and then she tried to hide it behind the butter as it's dripping all over. So this cashier goes to the TL in grocery and tells him so it can be cleaned up. Makes you wonder what some people are thinking.
 
You are DISGUSTING.
Okay, I get it's something that needs to be done but would it of killed you to go to the bathroom, which wasn't that far away?
Just.. gross.
(@guest deciding to change their baby right in front of my lane, and then throwing the old diaper away in the trash can near the end of the express lanes/carts)
 
You are DISGUSTING.
Okay, I get it's something that needs to be done but would it of killed you to go to the bathroom, which wasn't that far away?
Just.. gross.
(@guest deciding to change their baby right in front of my lane, and then throwing the old diaper away in the trash can near the end of the express lanes/carts)

I hope you told them to use the restroom!
 
I hope you told them to use the restroom!
When I looked over and saw what was happening, at first I was thinking, "... please don't have her doing what I think she is -" and the moment I saw her undoing the straps of the diaper, I looked away.

<_<;

I looked over in time later to see her throw the old diaper away.

-blegh-
 
To that one guest who left a large pile of see spot items in mini seasonal .. aaaaaarrrrrgh!. It is not that hard to go find a cashier who is on the nearby lanes and tell them you don't want these items instead of leaving them like you did for me to find after we closed tonight and having to go all the way back from mini seasonal to see spot to put those items where they belong .
 
I love the guests who ask me to put their prescriptions in another bag because "they have more shopping to do and they don't want anyone to think they haven't paid for them". Ummm...the only way you can GET your prescription is if you pay for it!!! NOBODY is going to think you STOLE IT!!!
 
I love the guests who ask me to put their prescriptions in another bag because "they have more shopping to do and they don't want anyone to think they haven't paid for them". Ummm...the only way you can GET your prescription is if you pay for it!!! NOBODY is going to think you STOLE IT!!!

THANK YOU!! lmao. You dont leave the pharm without paying for your rx.

And no, i WONT ring up your cart full of items as well. I have the same policy in pharm as i do in electronics & sbux - 10 or less and no produce or alcohol! And you MUST be a guest of my department!
 
I love the guests who ask me to put their prescriptions in another bag because "they have more shopping to do and they don't want anyone to think they haven't paid for them". Ummm...the only way you can GET your prescription is if you pay for it!!! NOBODY is going to think you STOLE IT!!!

Yesssss! Happens at least once a day. I like the ones who ask us to staple the receipt to the bag as well.
 
I shouldn't even have to say this but, THE FITTING ROOM IS NOT A RESTROOM!!!!! :mad: :blowup:
 
To all the guests that start stabbing the card reader when it's not recognizing your inputs. Maybe if you were to stop jabbing at it and lightly press it, it would work.

It's annoying.
 
THANK YOU!! lmao. You dont leave the pharm without paying for your rx.

And no, i WONT ring up your cart full of items as well. I have the same policy in pharm as i do in electronics & sbux - 10 or less and no produce or alcohol! And you MUST be a guest of my department!

I WISH we could do that. In my store, if they ask, we HAVE to do it, other than alcohol...it can only be done at the front register. Even if they're not a pharmacy guest, we HAVE to ring them up...and it doesn't matter how many guests we have waiting there, either. Fortunately, most of our guests are pretty reasonable and don't ask, but there are a few who do and they always seem to come at the BUSIEST time of the day:disappoint:
 
I shouldn't even have to say this but, THE FITTING ROOM IS NOT A RESTROOM!!!!! :mad: :blowup:

At my store, we've had a few drunk guests who um........went Number One in the fitting rooms. I haven't heard about any Code Browns back there though.

To all the guests that start stabbing the card reader when it's not recognizing your inputs. Maybe if you were to stop jabbing at it and lightly press it, it would work.

It's annoying.

I hate guests who do that. It's always the same ones who try to slide their card down the side instead of the slot above the screen, then after they figure it out, they slide the card at least three more times after the PIN screen comes up.
 
Today I had a guest insist that you get 10% off with the redcard. His reasoning was due the signs on every aisle that say 5% today and every day and under that say save an extra 5% with the redcard. He figured you add the two together for 10%. Long story short myself, the LOD, and a team lead all tried explaining it to him but he wouldn't take it saying that it was false advertising. He caused a pretty incredible scene and we escorted him out. We didn't let him buy his stuff either. It made the day exciting!
 
No code browns yet that I know of either, but just having someone go number one makes me lose faith in humanity :disappoint:


Today I had a guest come back by the fitting room and asked if I could ring up his merchandise. Obviously, I can't, so then he asks me why I had an office if I can't ring people up...

:facepalm:
 
No code browns yet that I know of either, but just having someone go number one makes me lose faith in humanity :disappoint:


Today I had a guest come back by the fitting room and asked if I could ring up his merchandise. Obviously, I can't, so then he asks me why I had an office if I can't ring people up...

:facepalm:

Why does he have a brain if he can't use it?
 
I'm sure many of you have seen this in your stores as well. I hate it when guests decide to try our nail polish on the signing displays. Sometimes it's difficult to get all that nail polish off, even using the remover. I've never seen a guest do it, but the evidence is there to see. :(
 
To the drunk who called last night to ask "Did you get a response from my doctor on my Xanax refill?" then, when told we hadn't, proceeded to ask "Well, then how much zoloft can I safely take after drinking a 12-pack?" I really didn't need you to COME IN this morning to ask about the Xanax refill and tell me your life story AGAIN!!! Maybe your doctor would respond to your refill request if you STOPPED washing down your meds with alcohol (since you said last night you had just called them prior to us and it was BLATANTLY obvious that you were hammered)!
 
Yes, I know the 99c lunchables coupon is a bit ridiculous now considering that the past week's promotion included making all lunchables $1... and with the use of the coupon now, it's only one cent off.

But I TRIED to explain how the coupon was originally sent out when lunchables were 1.39+ or whatever, making the fact that they're 99c w/ more worthwhile.

So please take your nasty attitude elsewhere, especially when YOU misread the coupon as well, for some reason thinking it meant "99c off" when it clearly stated "99c with coupon" ...

You no longer wish to shop at Target? Then fine. Please, go elsewhere.
 
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