To that one guest

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TTOG: I'm Sorry, I Can't process your return. System rejected it. Two week return policy... Right there on the receipt!
Maybe no one you know reads receipts, including you, but, I would start if it were me...Because that's where our return policy is located.
Trust me, they're not going to fire me lmao.
Honestly, you can passively-aggressively threaten me all you want. Doesn't bother me any. You're shit at it anyway...
Lol. Silly willy guestie westie!

:):):):):)
 
TTOG: You came up & started rattling off your long-ass order without taking a breath then asked me if I 'got it all' when I hit total?
Bitch, I write cups faster than you can blather & had all five of your drinks, three pastries & 2 sandwiches in a bag & on a tray while you were still fumbling with your app.
*blows the smoke off my sharpie
 
TT(2)G: people, please keep better track of your children, especially now that it’s summer and you have more time to shop with them. Your children were soft spoken but told you where they were going before leaving your side. Two code yellows in one day from your family is more than enough. Apparently you just don’t listen when your kids talk.
 
TEveryG that has attempted to drink from our non-working water fountain: There's a reason we have it closed off. Why you continue to duck under the stantion to be greeted by A. Air or B. A projectile squirt in the face and then say "Well that doesn't work" is beyond me.

TTMultipleG complaining about the bathrooms and getting pissed when we tell you you have to go outside to use them: Sorry for trying to improve your shopping experience :rolleyes:. That's just how it is until they're completed. Stop acting like the world is on fire because you have to pee in an outhouse. Maybe if you didn't cart around a venti Starbucks beverage, you wouldn't have this problem.
 
GSA2ExpressPls said:
TTOG: You can dead-lift 350 pounds? Great. Dude. Stop looking me up and down.
Oh. Magnum condoms don't fit you? That's nice... please take a step back away from me.
You have millions of dollars? Why do you shop at target? Go away please.
If I was your girlfriend I wouldn't be allowed to have a job because you're a possessive guy and you would want me all to yourself? Creepy. Well you were creepy from the start, but, that's creepy.
You usually shop at YOUR costco which is in the snooty, I mean rich, part of town, but you were in the area? That's nice.
You own a successful business? So do drug dealers that haven't been caught yet. No motherf***er I don't want your business card. Yup, that's going in the garbage. Where's my hand sanitizer?
No I haven't seen you around.
You've seen me? Oh? Where? Oh, it doesn't matter?... Just matters you've never seen me out with a man?
Bro I work, run and sleep. That's my life. I haven't been out in months. I'm a recluse like that. Plus, I don't really run with your.. crowd.
You keep mentioning "your costco" ... yea the one that sells bottles of Dom, and Dom Rose. I'm aware. I've been there before. It's kind of a shitty Costco. Mine is cleaner, bigger, and friendlier. Like a lot of guys I could go to dinner with right now if I called any one of them up. (Ring a ling ding... judge me. Lol.)

No. I won't go to dinner with you.
My best friend can bench your maximum deadlift, and he saw more combat in Afghanistan than anyone else I know. Hes a very angry man that will pick up the phone no matter what time it is, and doesn't let me date. Let alone socialize with creepy losers. He's like a big brother... but I can think he's hot and it's not gross.

Oh, hey, this is our AP. He doesn't like creepy dudes. You're a creepy dude.

Bye.
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EW. This creep is way beyond hand-sanitizer. This is like full-body, anti-bacterial, bleach, sterilization ..... ala Silkwood, kind-of sanitizer. Twice even.
 
sprinklesontop said:
EW. This creep is way beyond hand-sanitizer. This is like full-body, anti-bacterial, bleach, sterilization ..... ala Silkwood, kind-of sanitizer. Twice even.
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Legit went home and scrubbed with steel wool and bleach.

Funny thing is, I was off that day. I was at work buying groceries. I was in jeans, a Metallica concert tee shirt, and sneakers. I hadn't even brushed my hair that day. It was wadded up on the top of my head. No makeup. Zilch. None.
This guy was the beer-guzzling body builder. He had the big beer belly, plumber's crack, and biceps. Weighed somewhere in the 200s according to him.

AP recognized me, and saw the look on my face. Dah dah dah DAH! AP TO THE RESCUE! Omfg.
And the guy kept mentioning "his gym" too. He was the kind of guy that would drive around and look for a place to get a free workout by being buddy-buddy with the owners for a while, or manipulating the staff with that "oh man I'm great friends with the owner" bullshit.
His successful business? Landscaping.
Thought he'd come up and talk to me because he'd just gotten over his broken heart after his hot and heavy girlfriend of 3 weeks left him while he wasin the ICU fighting for his life after a motorcycle crash left him almost dead.
Which was the relationship he had right after the three month one with the chick that worked at Dillard's, that left him for some "peuny douche that doesn't even lift."
Guess she had a job so she could have her own money, and friends, despite him telling her she didn't have to... because he's a millionaire that would give her an allowance and take her out so they could have fun... and also a controlling, possessive douche bag that can't allow any woman he's "seeing" to talk to anyone else, let alone another man.
Can't imagine why she left him. Assuming she was ever exclusive with him.

I never thought to hit on someone buying chicken breast and a bag of broccoli and cauliflower before. From personal experience, though, I probably won't ever do it myself. Yucko.
Shout out to our AP. You da REAL MVP bro.
 
I left out the part about him offering to pay my boss, whom apparently he knows despite telling him I work for a company that doesn't exist (he did landscaping for him at his private residence...??), to fire me ... because if I was his girl he would want me all to himself, and he knows my boss could use the money these days.

This guy, I tell you what.
 
TTOG: Sorry, but you have to go up front to purchase the Plan B. We have no way to open the box because Target won’t give us the tool needed to do so. No, we aren’t Target, we are CVS (as evidenced by the multitude of signage indicating such.) No, I can’t take it up front and get it opened for you, then bring it back and ring you out as I’m extremely busy. I don’t care that you don’t want to have to “walk through the store carrying it.” You’re AT LEAST 30 years old, if you’re that damn embarrassed to be buying Plan B, maybe you should think about making better choices!o_O
 
For any impressionable gentleman (and I guess lady) reading this right now: none of that ticked my interest. Don't ever go there with someone. Promise me.
 
GSA2ExpressPls said:
Legit went home and scrubbed with steel wool and bleach.

Funny thing is, I was off that day. I was at work buying groceries. I was in jeans, a Metallica concert tee shirt, and sneakers. I hadn't even brushed my hair that day. It was wadded up on the top of my head. No makeup. Zilch. None.
This guy was the beer-guzzling body builder. He had the big beer belly, plumber's crack, and biceps. Weighed somewhere in the 200s according to him.

AP recognized me, and saw the look on my face. Dah dah dah DAH! AP TO THE RESCUE! Omfg.
And the guy kept mentioning "his gym" too. He was the kind of guy that would drive around and look for a place to get a free workout by being buddy-buddy with the owners for a while, or manipulating the staff with that "oh man I'm great friends with the owner" bullshit.
His successful business? Landscaping.
Thought he'd come up and talk to me because he'd just gotten over his broken heart after his hot and heavy girlfriend of 3 weeks left him while he wasin the ICU fighting for his life after a motorcycle crash left him almost dead.
Which was the relationship he had right after the three month one with the chick that worked at Dillard's, that left him for some "peuny douche that doesn't even lift."
Guess she had a job so she could have her own money, and friends, despite him telling her she didn't have to... because he's a millionaire that would give her an allowance and take her out so they could have fun... and also a controlling, possessive douche bag that can't allow any woman he's "seeing" to talk to anyone else, let alone another man.
Can't imagine why she left him. Assuming she was ever exclusive with him.

I never thought to hit on someone buying chicken breast and a bag of broccoli and cauliflower before. From personal experience, though, I probably won't ever do it myself. Yucko.
Shout out to our AP. You da REAL MVP bro.
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WOW! He has no shame in his game does he? It amazes me that there are guys who honestly think women find that attractive:confused:
 
GSA2ExpressPls said:
Wasn't he simply simply precious? My mind races with the possibility of what can never be... since I gave the card to AP and told him to do whatever he wanted with it. Gag.
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Can’t believe you weren’t jumping at the chance to date him. If I weren’t already married, I’d snatch him up in a heartbeat :p

Similarly, I had a guy at pharmacy hit on me AFTER commenting on my wedding ring. He was picking up Cialis. :rolleyes:
 
PharmaQueen said:
Can’t believe you weren’t jumping at the chance to date him. If I weren’t already married, I’d snatch him up in a heartbeat :p

Similarly, I had a guy at pharmacy hit on me AFTER commenting on my wedding ring. He was picking up Cialis. :rolleyes:
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Sweet Jesus, ok you want to talk about no shame? I'm not married, and I don't wear a ring... but damn.

And honestly I didn't get the "infantryman or Special Forces" vibe off of him. If you're not an operator I'm kind of bossy. Lol.
 
TTOG: It was nice to see a guy awkwardly making the Plan B purchase at the front end. Hopefully your partner is in agreement with the need for your purchase.
 
PassinTime said:
TTOG: It was nice to see a guy awkwardly making the Plan B purchase at the front end. Hopefully your partner is in agreement with the need for your purchase.
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Legit made the guy pay for mine the time I took it, too. And he drove us there. And he bought dinner.
I didn't even need it, I was a week out of my period. I had ovulated over a week prior.
So, yeah, he paid for everything, and then some.
 
Serah said:
To the one guest who left a used dirty diaper in the shoe department on one of the seating area benches:
o_O
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I've mentioned on here before about the guest that left the USED condom behind some glassware. It was there for awhile because nobody wanted to touch it.:eek:
 
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