Archived Target's Star Wars Toys Seem A Bit Phallic

[commiecorvus]

So is it all in their minds?
Have you seen these?
Did it strike you the same way?

Target Called Out for Decidedly Dildo-Like Captain Phasma and Kylo Ren Star Wars Toys

 

[SFSFun]

Innocent minds won't see it that way, so what does it matter what adults think they look like?

 

[Kartman]

Perhaps it is meant to appeal to young and old, alike!

 

[NPC]

Hmm, do they need batteries?

 

[Kaitii]

Well I mean

I would shove that places

 

[BullseyeBlues]

They DO certainly bear a resemblance to a dildo in shape, especially with the helmets... Target made it even worse by adding "fun in and out of the pool" on the packaging for dive toys- which, as far as I'm aware, are generally only used in swimming pools...

 

[NPC]

Here you go everyone. Target: Expect More. Pay Less.

They don't look as phallic in all actuality. In the packaging though, in that original post, they certainly do. Especially Kylo Ren's hood.

 

[commiecorvus]

Here you go everyone. Target: Expect More. Pay Less.

They don't look as phallic in all actuality. In the packaging though, in that original post, they certainly do. Especially Kylo Ren's hood.

Storm Troopers have always looked a bit phallic.

 

[RXninja]

Oh myyyy..... (in my best George Takei voice)

 

[NPC]

Lol, Toy's R Us has these toys too, but they aren't advertising the phallic ones. I feel less compelled to buy them now for some reason.