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    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To whoever the fuck it might concern: SFS orders don't go in the reshop SFS orders don't go in the reshop SFS orders don't go in he reshop SFS orders don't go in the reshop SFS orders don't go in the reshop
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    The Things Guests Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    Talking too quietly. I don't know why that bugs me but it does. That and standing at the call button but not pressing it yet acting super bitchy when I ask them if they need help
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    Archived Target's Huddles are a ridiculous waste of time

    Depends on the LOD when it comes to huddles. There are two that usually bring candy or snacks which is nice. another always shows up late and this one usually has us push stuff while she plays with her phone and chats with her friends. Now THOSE I'm not a fan of
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    To that one guest

    To the political robo-caller on the fitting room phone, why don't you piss off? I don't want to hear about jesus nor do I want to hear what candidate he wants you to vote for
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    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TtoPPTL, you complain about things not getting done but have you even bothered to look at what a fucking mess your office is? I could not find half of my revisions label strips so I had to print them the old fashioned way.
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    To that one guest

    Ttog, I showed you the Apple charging cables. No shit they cost money. You complained about the prices I showed you the cheapest one we had. I told you that it was the cheapest one. Your response? "So are you going to actually help me? I need an inexpensive one!". Do you think I have a secret...
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    Archived Rear Seasonal Christmas Set

    So I guess the big tree isn't white this year. I also noticed it wasn't as big either.
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    To that one guest

    To that one guest who asked if we have any pretty bras for people who have big boobs......you know? I wish we did too.
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    Archived X-Mas Toy Flipping 2016 is in full swing - Hatchimals

    I feel like at some point we might have to start spider wrapping them. I would honestly not be surprised if we did. We've had people steal Shopkins after all
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    Archived X-Mas Toy Flipping 2016 is in full swing - Hatchimals

    Hahahaha my SrTL announced to us in a huddle that we are not supposed to put them on hold no matter how much the guest wants us too. This isn't going to sit very well at all
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    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    Ttotm, you insisted on getting baler keys (and I don't now why the STL let you have them), so don't complain when you're asked to do trash during the overnight seasonal set. Don't wanna do trash? Shouldn't have begged and begged to get baler keys!
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    To that one guest

    People prank call the guest services desk all the time at my store. we had someone call them insisting that they ran out of toilet paper in the restroom but when they went in to check there wasn't even anyone in the restroom
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    Archived Angry "Extreme" couponers

    So does anyone else have extreme couponers that actually have an entire shop of all the things they bought? This one couple always brings up several carts worth of food and it all goes to this little store they own. I've never rung them up but they don't seem particularly angry
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    To that one guest

    God those are the worst. we had this rich people school from out of state come in and those little shits stole stuff from cosmetics and softlines and left the store in ruins
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    Archived Halloween?

    If only we could dress up. I could totally be the ghoul that rattles shelves and peghooks around in the fixture room ;)
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