TTOG in the Adult Cough & Cold section:
Seriously, you think it's okay to leave a banana laying on top of bottles of cold medicine, tucked in under the shelf above so the banana can't be seen easily? While setting that transition, I put my hand on it, reaching to move containers and definitely not expecting a piece of fruit to be there. Fortunately, it hadn't been there long enough to go completely soft and rotten to even smell "off," but it had been there for a few days. You're a gross person who does disgusting things. What does your house look like? Cancel that, I definitely do not want to know.
What is it about people and fresh produce? This episode reminds me of the half-eaten peach another *guest* had pushed against the backer paper behind boxes of protein bars. That was gross too.