Archived Backroom

[Cee Low]

The only time you go into the back these days is to find the tallest ladder, climb it, and take in the view of all of the product low and productive. This is the ladderless backroom... It's great isn't it, my sons.

oh wait...

 

[Antennae]

They aren’t going to rollback these changes backroom is gone forever let it go it’s harder for me to than you I promise so let it go
I’m the type of person who actually wants to take a pda home and preserve it in a trophy case and I have let backroom go
The idea of holding onto what is already gone will take us down
Stop living in the past we will never have an instocks team again and haven’t for years the same thing has happened to backroom
It’s basic “lean” move on or the change will run you over and leave you in its dust
The quicker all of us actually make this new model work the quicker we will stop the bleeding
Continuing to resist change that we literally have no control of will only hurt us and make our jobs harder
You can bitch and moan about whatever you want but at the end of the day you’re just an insignificant low wage worker who has literally no say in any of it
Most likely 90 percent of us in the stores lack the cognition to even challenge the changes
Most of you don’t even really understand the big picture
Let backroom go
Let
It
Go
:/

Sorry your poem sucks.

 

[ImBaffled]

Y’all suck I thought my poem was pretty neat

 

[can't touch this]

Come away, O new hire child!
To the waters and the wild
With a faery, hand in hand
For Target's more full of weeping than you can understand.

—W.B. Yeets