So this couple came up to me, looking for sweatpants for their son. Based on their ages, the son had to be at least a teenager. First thing I showed them was the new Longfellow sweatpants. They said those sweatpants were too thick, they needed thinner ones. I led them to the C9 section and grabbed a pair of sweatpants at random. Still too thick. They said the material was similar to some of the C9 shirts. I grabbed another pair that is pretty thin and the surface has that smooth feeling fabric, still too thick. By some miracle I found a pair of pants that didn't even qualify as sweatpants, they were basically loose pants with identical material and thickness to the shirts. Still too thick, and they grabbed a shirt and said they wanted sweatpants that felt like that. I felt the shirt and I am very tactile-oriented, and the thickness was identical, the material was identical, the weave was just a little different. In desperation, I grabbed a pair of compression leggings. Well, it's the right thickness, but the material isn't right, and they aren't sure if their son wants them, so they'll just bring him back later. Meanwhile I'm losing brain cells trying to figure out how "sweatpants" equal compression leggings.