Lets see ---- ( I'll ad to this list as I think of them )
1. - Team members who willfully destroy equipment -
2. - ETL's who defend - Team members who willfully destroy equipment - Example team member jams a screw driver in the baler key slot to "MAKE IT" run !
3. - Spots convoluted way of wanting things repaired - its as if I / we need to be taught.
4. - Spots Kafkaesque way of doing things.
3 & 4 - there's a difference --
5. - Spending more and more time at a computer - when I should actually be repairing something.
6. - ETL's - who spent one summer in college sweeping a floor in their uncles shop -- now their staring over my shoulder as I rebuild a Crown Stacker's hydraulics saying - "Doesn't that washer go the other way" --
7. - Team members who watch home improvement shows on the weekend - now watching me spackle a hole in the wall saying - "Bob Vela doesn't do it that way" --
8. - Team members who work at Ptomaine Ave. who never clean anything - and when stuff breaks down from rotten food decaying in the works -- I get blamed for it.
9. - Guests who watch and willfully allow their offspring destroy the stores interior.
10. - Team members who try to go "Through" a gondola end cap - rather go around it.
11. - Team members who use the lite duty shelving as ladders.
12. - Team members who love to walk the rolling ladders - rather than get the hell off and "ROLL IT".
13. - STL's who think I'm 6 separate people when they have that surprise inspection - they knew about 3 weeks earlier.
14. - Vendors who show up to make repairs and don't have the necessary parts with them - then I go to Granger or where ever - get the part - complete the repair - keep the store up and running - I shouldn't need to do that.
15. - Vender's who pad the bill and ask me to keep quiet about it !
16. - Vender's who don't come back - because Spot is late paying them.
17. - All national cleaning company's --- period !
18. - Team members who think they know how to dismantle a WAVE !
19. - Team members who think crowns and WAVES run on magic.
20. - The A-P team who think their **** don't stink !
21. - Going to other stores in my district to bail out inept SFT's who shouldn't have been hired in the first place - their related to someone in that store.
22. - Finding a completely dead WAVE - pushing it to the charger - pulling the fuse - taping a note to it saying - "Let it charge till 00:00" - coming back 5 minutes later to see the note folded into an airplane - and the WAVE 20' away - and the other ones are next to it.
23. - Team members who load an end-cap with cases of water - top to bottom - and wounder why it collapses.
24. - The tin foil jammed into the fuse holder from # 22.
25. - When the overnight team needs to make to many cardboard bails - and the phantom gos on top and turns up the pressure on the valve ( all on video ) the next day while a bale is made -- a hose lets go and oil shoots like a geyser all over my freshly painted walls.
26. - Why didn't they get a better actress to play Sookie !
27. - They need to kill off Joffrey Baratheon in the first 5 minutes of the next season !
28. - Anyone who thinks graffiti is art --- "ITS VANDALISM"
29. - I cant find Captain Crunch in my store -- but I'll stop at any other store -- there it is.
30. - They don't sell Jones seasonal sodas -- all year long.
31. - If I go to McDonald's for lunch -- I don't want to come back.
32. - Why did they cancel "Deadwood"
34. - Bring back "Caprica" !
32. - Guests calling me Mr. Target.
33. - You know the stainless bumpers pined into the floor at the corners of the gondolas to prevent the team from crushing the sheet metal with their crappy handling of the pallet jacks - when the holes are filled with floor wax and there missing -- see # 17
34.A - Team members bearly make ends meet and this is flying around --
34.B - Ditto -
35. - The O / P for starting this thread -- I gotta be up in 5 hours !
36. - Seeing the car-dude trying to push 50 carts up-hill- But when the pusher brakes - that's job security for me -- but it just annoys me.
37. - "Power-Washing" !!!
38. - When I move the mousey thing out of this box -- everything I typed jumps 5 or 6 lines - then I have to fight with it to get to where I left off !!!
39. - Listening to every person in my store complaining how Spot wants his store run ---- "Spot knows best".
40. - Seeing everybody give me dirty looks -- because they know I'm just so God-dammed Happy.
41. - Dirty diapers left at Ptomaine Ave. whether there in the trash bin or not.
42. - Sending out resumes for going on 2 years now and not one decent job offer - but despite that - I'm still so God-dammed happy here.
43. - When a guest asks me where something is - I'll eather tell them or find a T / M to direct them - My store is within striking distance from an Army base - when someone comes in wearing their BDU's - I'll walk them over to where it is and help anyway I can --- if their behind me at Ptomaine Ave. I'll wink at "Register Girl" she knows not to charge them and I'll pay the bill later -- HR has told me NOT TO DO THIS !!
44. - Every so often I'll be asked by a team member - help them with their car - a problem in their apartment -- if its a single parent trying to make ends meet - if I can -- I will -- they buy the parts - I'll do the work -- my payment is only a beer or lunch nothing more. When a ETL hears this-they want me to rebuild their entire house - and when I say a flat out "No" - they run to HR -- HR then tells me I shouldn't help Jane get her car running to take her kid to child care ------- and get to work. Its my free time !!!!!!!
45. - "Reindeer Run" -- you cross worshipers do the weirdest things - I'm happy to sit in a corner and spin my Dreidel. Which I made out of wood - the old one kept cracking.
46. - Team members who "Hide" their PDA's in the spill stations - when my boss sees them - I have to hear it. When I find them --- I re-hide them. After I find 3 or 4 -- I turn them in ------
47. - People who love to dump their trash behind the store - while I help to move it into the dumpster - I look for something with an address on it - if I find something - I'll go there after work - knock on the door - they see my shirt - I say -- "I know what you did" - then just leave ----
48. - ETL's who think my cage is their personal tool shed ! There not all Spots tools --- "John" !
49. - At the end of a "sneeze-onal" change an ETL will "Help" me by taking the power poles and jam them into the space between the ceiling tiles and the roof into the steel girders - screwing up the lights / phone wires / data wires - I'm surprised he hasn't set off the sprinklers yet. I have a place to store them ----- John !
50. - If I make the mistake and try to change out the wheel bearings on a pallet jack and turn my back -- every single time - I come back to find Someone trying to use it -- and telling me its hard to pull - 2 X 4 under one side / old wheel next to the new wheel / tools all on laying on one of the out rigger rails --- Duh ---
51. - Team members from other stores pop in or when I go into another store - and they know what I do for Spot --- and complain to "Me" about their SFT -- Hes not my son --- I didn't train him ( maybe I did ? ) -- I'm the last person to tell - I gots my own crap to worry about ------ standard answer ---- "What day is it today ----- nope I watch him on alternating Tuesday's and Sundays" -- unless its a blatant safety issue - then I'll tell my boss --- I'm not a complete dick ?
52. - Every morning when I get to the store - I drive around the building - make a mental note if needed of stuff - graffiti / trash dumped behind the building / an extra amount of beer bottles on the grass ( there's a bar near by ) / odd ball cars or vans ( don't ask ) / drunks sleeping it off ( I don't bother them - sleep and drive sober-er ) ---- but what bothers the hell out of me --- the cart corrals are pined - they can be lifted off ---- but there's always one or two I need to reset ---- its like a twisted phone cord in my mind ---------------
53. - Speaking of twisted phone cords --- Why is it when I need to use the phone in the Team Lead room -- the cords are twisted tighter than my STL's underwear --- some are so bad - I feel like Oliver Wendell Douglas up the pole trying to call the Monroe Brothers about the plumbing ---
54. - Male team members who wear their pants way to low -- when they bend over to pick up something --- there's major but-crack showing --- one day I'm either going to spackle it closed or go and find a bike for it ---
55. - White male team members who try to act black - ain't gonna happen -- you-all just look dumb --
56. - When I change out ceiling tiles or lamps - I understand why guests always stand under me / offspring of guests try to climb up the skyjack / guests will ask me if I can see their kid wearing the red sweatshirt and the sneakers that have the lights in the heals - its because they don't care for their safety or their looking to make a quick buck - I will stop what I'm doing till its clear below me - I've head of SFT's dropping tiles on guests - having lamps land in front of them --- one time there was a kid standing next to the mast - if I didn't look down before I started lowering - splat or at least a slow squish. Why the hell do team members feel compelled to zone right below me ! And if one more team member takes my photo while I'm up there -- I can toss a tile 4 to 6 isles --- accurately ---
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